Attention Townfolk Of Las Vegas And
Citizens Of The County Of Clark!
After a year on the lam, the notorious gang known as The Pickadillos is preparin' to take Las Vegas by storm. Word has it they've been lyin' low and preparin' for a comeback.
They've rustled up a new gang of some of the most notorious musical ruffians in town and have been makin' plans to take us by surprise!
We're gatherin' up a posse right now and we're fixin' to head these boys off at the pass.
Says here these boys are in cahoots with The Acoustic Strip, a musical showcase at the House of Blues in Mandalay Bay. The plan is for them to take over that saloon on Thursday April 17th. This showdown starts at 8:45 PM, but get there early to stock up on vittles and drink, then prepare for the ambush.
We need every man, woman and child to chip in, else-wise these guys are gonna start one helluva ruckus. They'll be gettin' people stompin' feet and shoutin' yeehaw, then things may get well out of control!
Things have been mighty peaceful 'round these parts for a while now. If these boys are allowed to get out of hand again, well there ain't no tellin' what may happen!
Important UpdateOur chances of apprehending these fellas have been greatly enhanced due to the efforts of local newspaperman Jerry Fink, Entertainment Reporter for the Las Vegas Sun Times. He was kind enough to help alert the public about the impending crisis that is the return of The Pickadillos via his Friday column in that fine publication.With his help, and the help of concerned citizens like him, this town will put an end to the scourge that is The Pickadillos |